You have found the one, the only, the truly
ecumenical, World Universal Church. The church you
wish your folks had taken you to but they didn’t.
In the beginning was the bumpersticker, “God said it, I believe it, that settles it.” To which, God might have replied, “bullshit, I said nothing of the sort.” Why might God have said such a thing? Because, GOD DOESN’T TALK TO ANYONE. Never has, never will.
If you want to know even more about this super-fantabulous ministry, then all you need to do is e-mail the Minister and you'll get additional information...lots of it. If you are worthy.
E-mail the Rev: firstname.lastname@example.org
World Universal Church
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